Thick & Filthy Cow Print Shorts

Thick & Filthy Cow Print Shorts

XS / White
$37.50
Sale price  $37.50 Regular price 
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Thick & Filthy Cow Print Shorts
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Thick & Filthy Cow Print Shorts

$37.50
Sale price  $37.50 Regular price 
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Thick & Filthy Cow Print Shorts

Soft, bold, and made to move with you. These cow print lounge shorts are designed for comfort and attitude — whether you're chilling at home or stepping out like you own the block. Lightweight, breathable, and flattering in all the right places. Pair them with your favorite tee or crop top for that effortless "don't play with me" energy.

  • Bold cow print — wild, playful, and impossible to ignore
  • Drawstring waist — adjustable for a perfect fit every time
  • Relaxed fit — roomy, comfortable, and made to move in
  • 100% polyester — soft, lightweight, and shape-retaining
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — easy care, no drama
  • Available in White | Sizes XS–2XL

Warning: may cause strangers to ask where you got those shorts.

Size Guide (inches)

Size Waist Hips Length
XS 13.39 20.08 10.31
S 13.98 21.06 10.79
M 14.57 22.05 11.26
L 15.16 23.03 11.73
XL 15.75 24.02 12.20
2XL 16.34 25.98 12.68
Size
ColorWhite
Free shipping on orders $50+ · 2-year warranty · Easy returns — not final sale

Frequently asked questions

Our Materials & Sourcing

Products are sourced through trusted production partners including Printify and Trendsi. Items are made-to-order or partner-fulfilled to reduce waste. Fabric blends, care instructions, and sizing details are listed in the product description above. Some items may ship separately depending on the production partner. Every piece is chosen to reflect the HEXA NOIR standard — bold, wearable, unapologetic.

Learn about our materials & sourcing → Ethics & Sustainability

Are any purchases final sale?

We accept returns on most items. The following are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange:

  • Items marked "Final Sale" or on markdown
  • Custom orders

For all other items, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number to start a return.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Free shipping on orders $75+

Easy returns

Ships in 2–5 days

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