A bold, tongue-in-cheek flat bill cap embroidered with cheeky red lettering that reads “CHOKE ME (RESPECTFULLY).” Crafted from vintage-feel 100% cotton twill, this structured five-panel snapback brings attitude without sacrificing comfort. The high-profile silhouette and green undervisor give it a classic, retro edge while the matching sewn eyelets add subtle breathability. Wear it when you want to lean into dark humor and make people laugh — at bars, punk shows, or late-night hangs. The adjustable snap closure and roomy fit (55–60 cm) mean it sits confidently on most heads. Small stitched detail at the back adds an extra touch of personality that shows even the back of the hat has something to say.
Product features - 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand-feel - Structured five-panel, high-profile build for a bold silhouette - Green undervisor adds retro contrast and visual interest - Sewn eyelets for subtle breathability - Adjustable snapback fits head circumferences 55–60 cm
