"I'm Not Procrastinating I'm Doing Side Quests" Dragon Gamer Tee
The main quest can wait.
This is the tee for every tabletop adventurer, RPG obsessive, and dungeon crawler who knows that side quests are not a distraction — they are the entire point. Soft, lightweight, and built for long sessions. Whether you're rolling dice, plotting campaigns, or just vibing with a rulebook, this shirt gets it.
Bold dragon silhouette. Decorative flourishes. And the line that says everything: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests."
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m2 — soft from the first wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold its shape
- Pearlized tear-away label — nothing to distract from the campaign
- DTG main print, DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
- Available in 7 colors, sizes S-3XL
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C) with similar colors, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not bleach or dry clean.
Frequently asked questions
Our Materials & Sourcing
Products are sourced through trusted production partners including Printify and Trendsi. Items are made-to-order or partner-fulfilled to reduce waste. Fabric blends, care instructions, and sizing details are listed in the product description above. Some items may ship separately depending on the production partner. Every piece is chosen to reflect the HEXA NOIR standard — bold, wearable, unapologetic.
Learn about our materials & sourcing → Ethics & Sustainability
Are any purchases final sale?
We accept returns on most items. The following are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange:
- Items marked "Final Sale" or on markdown
- Custom orders
For all other items, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number to start a return.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
Free shipping on orders $75+
Easy returns
Ships in 2–5 days