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Wear it when you want to signal playful rebellion and a dry sense of humor without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed cotton for solid colors; Grey Marle: 85% cotton, 15% viscose\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²) with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and double-needle stitching for durability and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and compliance with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Bangladesh; finished edges reinforced for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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